Minnesota firsts '04

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Today was the first time this year I've gotten into a parked car and feel that the inside of the car was uncomfortably hot.

It was also the first day I was treated to my neighbor's blaring music coming in my open window.

High temperature: 58 F.

— March 24, 2004

Create your own Bush conspiracy

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— March 24, 2004