2004 candidates

Sure, you've heard about the boring ol' choices for president...Kerry, Nader, Bush, Badnarik. Why be a slave to the four party quartopoly? Daily Kos diarist apostropher gives a rundown of the more, uh, unique candidates this year, including the Prohibition Party and the Judean People's Front, er, the various socialist splinter parties ("[Socialist Worker's Party] gets extra credit by nominating two people ineligible to hold the office, since Roger Calero isn't an American citizen and his VP choice is only in her 20's."