Best Perl Rant ever

I hate Perl Programmers:
I am sick and tired of being associated with you hacks. I am sick and tired of the reaction I get when people find out I use and actually like Perl. You assholes are a disgrace to the entire field of software development, and it's high time one of your own started calling bullshit on you.

The only thing he didn't rant about was the Perl 6 abortion.