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Some of the more notable WHEREAS clauses:
WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export...
WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics...
WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation...
WHEREAS, Napoleon's artistic rendition of Trisha is an example of the importance of the visual arts in K-12 education...
WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and Idaho's technology-driven industry...
WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"