Stupid recruiters

I feel a rant coming on.

I get a lot of email from recruiters. I mostly trash it because it's totally uninteresting. Sometimes, they just take the cake though. For example, today I got this beauty:

"Are you available for a contract opportunity?"

Excluding my name and the stock footer, this is the entirety of the message. Am I available for a contract opportunity? Well, if you need someone to judge bikini contests in Thailand for $200/hour, sign me up!

Somehow I doubt that's what he wants, though.

Why would you send a message like this? It's just stupid.